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shiroganeheirIt always starts with a door. A door opens, and instead of a bathroom, an office building, a coffee shop, a closet, there's a bar in that space.
Wooden chairs, tables, and booths are scattered around the room, with some overstuffed chairs and a fireplace with fish dancing in the flames. To one side is a trilobite tank, tiny creatures swimming around merrily. To the other side is a window, the Great Observation Window, where one can sit back and watch the universe end in explosions of starstuff. Don't worry. It repeats every day. And the bar never explodes. Or so everyone hopes.
The bar itself is well-stocked, with any beverage from any universe. Just ask Bar, and she'll produce whatever is requested. Really. She's sentient, so don't be mean. You might get poisoned. Or the curry might bodyswap you with your neighbor.
Out back is a lake with a giant squid, a forest, and a grassy open space. Underneath the bar is a garage with vehicles of all sorts, and there are rooms upstairs for sleeping or other activities.
So, come in, take a load off, and have a drink. Just remember the three rules: No outside business in the bar, take violence out back, and take sex upstairs.
Drink up!
Wooden chairs, tables, and booths are scattered around the room, with some overstuffed chairs and a fireplace with fish dancing in the flames. To one side is a trilobite tank, tiny creatures swimming around merrily. To the other side is a window, the Great Observation Window, where one can sit back and watch the universe end in explosions of starstuff. Don't worry. It repeats every day. And the bar never explodes. Or so everyone hopes.
The bar itself is well-stocked, with any beverage from any universe. Just ask Bar, and she'll produce whatever is requested. Really. She's sentient, so don't be mean. You might get poisoned. Or the curry might bodyswap you with your neighbor.
Out back is a lake with a giant squid, a forest, and a grassy open space. Underneath the bar is a garage with vehicles of all sorts, and there are rooms upstairs for sleeping or other activities.
So, come in, take a load off, and have a drink. Just remember the three rules: No outside business in the bar, take violence out back, and take sex upstairs.
Drink up!
